
My son approached me about a school event he is participating in soon. The assignment is to prepare a discussion about the problems in the USA, what are the causes and how to fix them. Now I know this topic has nothing to do with polygamy but I thought I would share some of my thoughts with you that I shared with him. It will either convince you that I am a genius who looks are problems from a unique perspective or a crazy fool. Here goes:
After much thought I provided my son with a single answer which has caused the bulk of problems in this country—air conditioning. Air Conditioning?!?! Yes, that’s right and here’s why. Since the advent and popular distribution of air conditioning our society has made a radical turn.
We now sequester ourselves in the confines of our homes and fail to make connections with neighbors. As a result we turn to institutions for help instead of people we know. That gives power to government. We need mandatory home owner’s associations just to meet our neighbors–and then we still won’t go.
Speaking of power, air conditioning is responsible for rolling black outs and dramatically increases our dependency on foreign oil. Because we stay inside, our children fail to get the kind of exercise they once got from playing outside. Childhood obesity has shot up since the invention of air conditioning. So has the incidence of allergies and asthma, could it be because of the high levels of toxins in our closed air conditioning homes? I bet so.
Because we spend less time with our neighbors, crime is allowed to blossom—especially drugs. If all you do is stay indoors you naturally start to look for new ways to pass the time—are drugs popular because all we do is stay inside?
Not only have the children gotten fat but the adults have too and that leads to diabetes and heart disease. We buy club memberships in a weak attempt to help but stay in our homes rather than go to another air conditioned building for exercise.
By staying in our homes we have given extreme power to the boob tube too. We now worship celebrity like no time before in our history. Our children grow up with a strange and bazaar set of principles including the desire to be famous at all costs.
Advertisers control out thoughts and segment our tastes to the point we now have net works devoted to sports, gossip, church and cartoons. My children have no understanding of the joy of Saturday morning cartoons because they can watch them all the time—and they do. And many people no longer go to church but instead opt to watch on television. Where is the social benefit from that?
Our role models are no longer doctors, firemen or other heroes but instead our children want to be rappers. Politicians are measure by their photogenic appeal instead of stance on the issues.
Sports used to be a game but now it’s a business because of television. The first Superbowl didn’t even sell out and now we have a full month of coverage leading up to the NFL draft day—it’s sick!
So what’s wrong with America, why are we fat, out of shape, sick, oil-dependent, celebrity-obsessed, crime-ridden, governmentally-controlled, shut-ins? Air Conditioning, my son, air conditioning.
PS: Guess what they have very little of in the Texas compound? Air conditioning and have you taken a solid look at those healthy people? OK that’s a stretch to get things back to polygamy but they do look pretty healthy.